power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!