The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to not see ads

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to predict the past

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to grow one wing

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!