The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to poke

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to snore.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to shit brix

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!