The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to change your mind

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!