The power to only make burnt toast

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!