- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

the power to lick your own tongue

The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

The power to have a stroke at will.

The power to turn cake into poop.

The power to change to justin biber

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

the power to jerk off

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

Pointless Super Powers