the power to pee on command

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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Balls.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!