The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!