The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to have a small penis

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to see the present.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!