The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to die at will

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!