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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to see the present.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!