The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to look into cheese.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!