The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to speak in cursive

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!