the pouwer giv mee gramr

thumb_up thumb_down -45

the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

thumb_up thumb_down -49

The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

thumb_up thumb_down -55

The power to tell the future but no one believes you

thumb_up thumb_down -55

The power to get AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

thumb_up thumb_down -65

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

thumb_up thumb_down -71

the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

thumb_up thumb_down -81

The power to know what Erika is!

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power of bullet atraction

thumb_up thumb_down

The power to make a pointless superpower.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to predict the past

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

thumb_up thumb_down -12

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

the ability to digest any food easily

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The power to grow one wing

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!