The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to see through bones.

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Swiss army teeth.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to shit brix

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to eat edible things.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!