The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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power to see through glass doors

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!