The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to see through air

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!