The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power to make vegetables horny.

The power to die

The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

The power to be a normal human

The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

The power to understand math.

The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

Immunity to antipsychotic medication

The power to poke

The power of throwing back grenades

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!