The power to breathe

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to see through water

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to lick your own back...

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to go part way through walls

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!