The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to write about power.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!