the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to speak braille

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The Power to Combust

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!