The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

The power to not see ads

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

The power to learn only at school.

The power to do nothing/

The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

The power to vote in a communist state.

The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power of bullet atraction

the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

The power to have all your friends leave you

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power to like any show

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!