The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to kill yourself

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to like any show

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the power to

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!