The power to make objects slightly furry

The power to go part way through walls

The ability to read a book by its cover

The power to control hummingbirds.

The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

The power to see light as it appears on an object.

The power to be really bad at math.

the power to die on command

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

the power two become drunk at anytime

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

The power to wink really fast.

The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

The power to use windows 10.

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!