The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Endless falling....

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to poke

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to snore.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to die using your willpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!