The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to understand math.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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Balls.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!