- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

Immunity to antipsychotic medication

The power to never finish your sente

The power to poke

The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

The power to put out light from your butt

The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

The ability to go poop and pee.

The Power of being Friendzoned

the power to die....

The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

Pointless Super Powers