The power to speak in cursive

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!