The power to make cats burp.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to not see ads

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to be pointless!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!