The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to fart flames

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!