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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.
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The power to teleport to the place of where you are
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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself
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The power to breathe
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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.
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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room
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The power to shoot milk through your eyes
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KeemStar
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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.
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The power to vomit whenever you want to.
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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.
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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.
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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals
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The power to run if you have no legs
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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.
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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.
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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind
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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.
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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.
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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.
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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.
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The power to die whenever you fall asleep
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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.
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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!