Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to have a small penis

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!