to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the power to die....

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to have no powers!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!