The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to do nothing/

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!