The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to see through water

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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solar powered night-vision

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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the power to see through bananas

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to live.

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the power to make to much coffee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!