the power to die on command

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!