the power to taste your own spit

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to watch tv

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to see the present.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!