The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!