to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to lick your own tongue

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!