The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

The power to when you get scared, you fart.

the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

The power to jump only one centimeter high.

The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

the power to see the things that are happening right

A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

The power to fap without satisfaction

Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

the power to not own a spacial power!!

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!