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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.
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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.
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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.
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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.
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The power to hypnotize chickens
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The power to commit suicide.
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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.
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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.
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the power to nit propely
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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.
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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.
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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died
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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one
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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side
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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.
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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place
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The power to draw a perfect circle
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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.
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The power to when you get scared, you fart.
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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf
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The power to turn things in to wood
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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.
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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.
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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!