the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to piss lava.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!