the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

The power to grow one wing

The power to change the shape of any object at will

The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

The power to form a Belgian government

The power to pee and poop at the same time.

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

The power to see into the future of the past

The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

The power to start time only when it's on.

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

The power to fly when you are in a plane

The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

the power to fly for a second

The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!