power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power of throwing back grenades

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!