the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to see through water

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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solar powered night-vision

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to turn into paper

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!