the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to watch tv

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!