The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

Swiss army teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

thumb_up thumb_down +93

the power to turn into a bucket of water

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to turn into a parking lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to turn things in to wood

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The powr too not bee abal too tipe

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Endless falling....

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!