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The power to not move or do anything.... at all
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the power to hear a dog whistle
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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless
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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.
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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years
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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.
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The power to poke
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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.
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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.
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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.
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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.
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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless
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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.
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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away
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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.
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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens
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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.
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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.
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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister
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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.
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The power to shit brix
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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.
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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.
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The power to die using your willpower.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!