The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power of not knowing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!