The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to think salmon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!