The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to die in one second

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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power to breathe

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to grow boobs

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!