The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to nit propely

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!