The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power of not knowing

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The power to walk through air.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!