The ability to sense cheese.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!