The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!