- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to sense cheese.

The ability to be a successful troll.

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

The power to kill yourself

*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

The power to pee poop

The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

The power to swim on land

the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

The power to die when u drink bleach

The power to form a Belgian government

The power to think of any superpower but not have it

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to laugh while laughing.

The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

Pointless Super Powers