The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!