The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The ability to go 100% slower

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!