The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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i like pie.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to swim on land

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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the ability to know what the fox say

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!