The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!