The power of throwing back grenades

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to be a normal person

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to bi ugly

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to grow boobs

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!