the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

The power to move objects by touching them.

The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

The power to turn red blood cells red

The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

the power to actually make clowns funny...

The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

The ability to sense cheese.

the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

Night vision that only works during the day

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

the power to read captchas

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

the power to listen to music when you have headphones

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!