The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to read

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!