the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!