The power to see through thin air

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to not see ads

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!