The power to die at will

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to not have any power.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!