The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to nit propely

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to die in one second

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!