The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The ability to Hi

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!