The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to be wrong

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!