The power to turn into a plant cell

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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Poop

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!