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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules
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Poop
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power to orgasm over long distances
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the power to turn into a bucket of water
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Liam Brudenell
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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..
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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.
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The power to like Justin Beiber
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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.
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The power to transform yourself into a door.
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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.
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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.
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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.
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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.
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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.
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the power to change invisable when you blink
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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.
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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons
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The power to talk in sign language.
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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.
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the power to smell like shlt shlt.
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the power to make music for deaf people
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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.
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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!