The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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Poop

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to die

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!