The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!