the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!