the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to be born.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!