the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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the power to bi ugly

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!