The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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the power to not have superpowers

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The ability to have no abilities.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to see through thin air

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!