The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

The power to explode on the moon

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

The ability to fly while in an airplane

The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

The power to peel stickers

the power to die at will

the power to see through bananas

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

The power to be distracted with grea

the power to not have superpowers

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The power to have 20/21 vision

the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

The power to be called justin bieber

the power to fly but only upward

the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

The power to think of any superpower but not have it

The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!