The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to create shit

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the ability to spell wrong

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!