The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to die

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The power to piss lava.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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Black power

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!