The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to piss lava.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to resist trolling.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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Guys, it's over.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!