the power to convert farts into burps.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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Melting

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!