The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!