The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power spite flower

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!