Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to die in one second

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to be your self

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!