The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to be born.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!