The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!