The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to die at will

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!