- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

The power to fly but only in closed spaces

The power to pee ants.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to have 20/21 vision

The power to bleed

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

The power to die whenever you fall asleep

The power to move objects by touching them.

The power to control facial hair of women.

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

Pointless Super Powers