The ability to see through shallow water.

The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

The power to breathe without thinking about it.

The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

The power to fart anytime i want to.

The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

To be waterproof but only when your not wet

The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

the power to make to much coffee

the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

The power to silence explosions.

The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

The power to thumb up your own comments.

the power to phaze through everything against your will

KeemStar

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!