The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

the power to speak in Braille.

the ability to eat three tons of dirt

The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

The power to make power orgasm on command

The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

The ability to Hi

The power to think of a funny power

The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

The power to make meringues levitate

The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

the power to die when you breath oxygen

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

The power of exact change

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!