the power to make pigs fly.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!