The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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vomitspit

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!