The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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the power to poop pee

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to get nits -jesse

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to fly....underwater

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!