The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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the power to be justin bieber

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power to annoy people

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!