The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

The ability to control the internet

The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

Batman

The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

The ability to float for half a second

The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

The ability to imitate a tadpole.

The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

The power to noot be able to see rain.

The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!