The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

Turning wine into water.

the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

The ability to bleed lava

Poop

the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

the power to speak in Braille.

The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

The power to lick your own tongue

The power to have 1 second invisibility.

The power of missing a finger.

the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

The power to use windows 10.

The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

the power to toast bread without a toaster

the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

The power to never have sex....jack.

the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

the power to poo pineapples

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!