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The ability to spend expired coupons.
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Menstrual blood bending!
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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear
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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.
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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.
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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.
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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly
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The power to get a boner any time you want
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meh.
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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting
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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life
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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind
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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.
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The power to piss people off.
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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.
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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero
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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.
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the power to vomit through your nose only
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the ability to have a useless ability.
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The power to read the TV
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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it
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The power to turn gold into dust
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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.
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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!