The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

The power to hypnotize aliens.

ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

The ability to see your own imagination.

the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The ability to see through mirrors.

the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

The power to FLY when you're blind

The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!